Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg (000_hester_000) wrote,
Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg
000_hester_000

I've been watching Kitchen Nightmares. And I just realized something: there's absolutely no way Gordon Ramsay is a human being.

It's so obvious. He's totally an Ascended Demon.

See, he got tired of watching humans struggle along stupidly for millennia. So he rose up from Hell and took on human form in order to teach us how to cook food properly. But every once in while, he still gets homesick, thus all the references to Hell in his shows.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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