To which I wondered, omgwtfbbq?
Seriously, permission to beat him over the head with a toaster? The silly thing is, though, he does have this dreaful tendency to say offensive things ( not usually offensive to women in general, though, more just to a specific person ) without knowing it. Still, I want to hit him. When was the last time he was in a battle? And not all women want children ( eg, me ), kthxbai.
And to do a complete 180 in topic, we just got Torchwood a few weeks back over here. Ohmigod, I want to hug Jack. But I also wonder, why isn't there more Jack whump!fic? I mean, come on people; he's the perfect candidate for it, ne?
Also, my computer seems to get slower at night. Why is this? Am I just imagining it? I dunno.