I swear, Officer, I thought that was a woman. Actually, I thought that was a kinda hot woman. Goddammit. Oh, Yashamaru. I really thought you just had a masculine-sounding name.
I think Gaara might have killed Yashamaru just days before he was set to have the sex-change operation.
Seriously, Gaara. Not cool. But I think I probably just became a Yashamaru fan given what a fabulous trap he is.