Back when I registered this account, I still thought names like xXxLovexXx were cool and edgy

Me: You know what's really ugly?
Me: Usernames with shitloads of unnecessary underscores in them.
Me: Goddammit, who does that? Like, nobody does that anymore.
Me: People who do that always put stupid Xs or Os or ~*~ or something around their name and it's fucking stupid.
Me: Like, what are you, like 12 or something?
Me: No, seriously, if I did that...
Me: ...................
Me: ...Oh.