I used to write crack a lot, and (imo, anyway; who knows, really) was pretty good at it. Now I feel like I've lost all of my crack skillz. I'm like, "Is this funny? No, none of this is funny at all! It's just stupid!" So I'd love a second opinion/advice on how I could improve it/etc.
If you're interested at all, comment/send me a pm/do something; I'd greatly appreciate it.
*Which turn out to be not as interesting as they sound. Or perhaps too interesting; it's hard to say for sure.